90 Mailman Jokes That Always Deliver the Laughs

Welcome to the cheerful route of mailman🕺 jokes, where laughter is always first-class and puns are stamped with joy! If your day’s been stuck in the sorting room of stress, this chuckle-packed delivery is here to post a smile on your face. From package-packed punchlines to special delivery giggles, these 90 jokes will knock at your funny bone’s door and never forget your address. So sit back, open this comedy envelope, and get ready for some express-mail humor that always delivers. No postage required—just a good sense of humor and a front porch ready for laughs!

📬 Best Mailman Jokes to Make You Snail-Mail Laugh 🐌😂

These mailman puns are slower than a sleepy snail but twice as funny! 🐢💌 They’ll crawl into your heart and mail you a giggle with every word! 😄📮

1. The mailman tried yoga but gave up—he couldn’t deliver a single pose without folding like a badly addressed letter. 🧘📦
   
2. I dated a mailwoman once, but she broke up with me… said I wasn’t emotionally postmarked. 💔📬
   
3. Our local postman moonlights as a singer—he’s great at hitting all the right delivery notes. 🎶📮
   
4. The lazy mailman got fired—he just couldn’t handle the envelope-pushing lifestyle. 😅📪
   
5. My friend became a mailman and now his only goal is to stamp out sadness, one letter at a time. 💌🕊️
   
6. When the post office held karaoke night, every mailman delivered a special performance. 🎤📫
   
7. My uncle the postman says his biggest fear is being returned to sender emotionally. 🧠📦
   
8. She fell for the mailman ’cause he sealed every date with a heartfelt stamp of love. 💘📮
   
9. Our postman tells jokes while working—his route is known as the giggle district. 😄📬
   
10. The mailman brought a cake and said, “Special delivery for your sweet tooth!” 🎂📦
    
11. Mailmen don’t run marathons, but they’ve walked through every neighborhood heartbreak. 🏃📫
    
12. The new postal worker’s motto? “Neither rain, nor snow, nor missed punchlines shall stop this comedy courier!” 🌧️😂
    
13. When the dog chased him, the mailman said, “You better have postage if you wanna bark at me, buddy!” 🐶📬
    
14. Why did the postman bring a spoon? Because he heard there was a letter soup emergency. 🍲📩
    
15. My cousin’s a postman—he delivers more smiles per hour than any clown I’ve met. 🎉📮
    
16. I left cookies out for the mailman and he said, “I’d lick the envelope too, but sugar sticks better!” 🍪📪
    
17. The mailman said his ex wrote him a letter just to say she was stamping out the relationship. 💌🚫
    
18. When he tripped, the mailman shouted, “I’ve fallen and I can’t postage myself back up!” 🤕📬
    
19. Our dog doesn’t bark at the mailman anymore—he’s trained in wag-friendly deliveries. 🐕📦
    
20. They tried giving the mailman GPS, but he prefers navigating by the scent of fresh envelopes. 🧭📫

💌 Mailman Jokes So Funny, They’re First-Class 🏆📦

These jokes have premium humor—sealed with laughter and ready to go Priority Giggle Mail! ✉️😂

Warning: Reading may cause unexpected snorts and sudden mailbox dance parties! 💃📮

1. The mailman said he’s not just fast—he’s priority-class funny with overnight charm. ⏱️😂
   
2. My mailman’s laugh is so loud, it echoes through every empty mailbox in town. 📬🔊
   
3. I asked the postman if he likes his job—he said, “It’s a special delivery of happiness daily!” 📦😊
   
4. Their dog doesn’t bark anymore—it laughs every time it sees the mailman coming. 🐶😂
   
5. The post office created a stand-up night—turns out, mailmen are great at delivering punchlines too. 🎤📫
   
6. The only thing my mailman drops is epic one-liners with a delivery guarantee. 🗯️📪
   
7. I gave the mailman a tip—he gave me a pun so funny it needed a stamp of approval. 🪙😂
   
8. The new guy in the sorting room speaks in rhymes—he’s poetally postal. 📬✍️
   
9. Why was the envelope so confident? Because it knew it had first-class jokes sealed inside. 😎📩
   
10. When asked for his best joke, the mailman said, “Why read the news when I bring laughter daily?” 🗞️📫
    
11. At the talent show, the mailman performed a mime act—even the letters were speechless. 🕴️✉️
    
12. My penpal became a mailman because sharing puns in person is more satisfying than waiting weeks. 💌📪
    
13. The postman laughed when I told him a joke. Then he said, “I’ve got one that’ll make your mailbox blush.” 📮😳
    
14. They say laughter is the best medicine, but mailmen prescribe it in envelope-sized doses. 💊✉️
    
15. The mailman kept telling me jokes until I said, “Okay, okay, I’ll sign for the package of puns!” 📦🖊️
    
16. The postal van runs on fuel and sheer comedic timing. 🚐😂
    
17. My dad became a mailman just so he could say, “I deliver more laughs than any sitcom.” 📬📺
    
18. You haven’t laughed until you’ve heard a first-class dad joke from your friendly neighborhood postman. 👨‍👧📮
    
19. The mailman moonlights as a clown—he’s got stamps in one hand and balloon animals in the other. 🎈📫
    
20. When you see your mailman giggling before handing you mail, brace yourself—it’s pun o’clock. ⏰😂

📫 Classic Mailman Jokes That Never Miss Delivery 📬🕺

These jokes have stood the test of time—like a reliable postman on a mission! ⏳📦 You’ll want to forward these timeless puns to everyone on your laugh list! 📨😆

1. The letter asked the stamp out on a date, but it said, “Sorry, I’m stuck with someone else.” 💌🥲
   
2. My grandpa was a mailman who believed in delivering letters and wisdom with equal care. 👴📮
   
3. Every time I hear the postman laugh, I think, “That’s the sound of comedy getting delivered right!” 📫😂
   
4. Our old mailman once said, “A lost envelope is just a joke waiting to happen.” 📬🔍
   
5. The classic postman pickup line? “You’ve got mail… and a little extra charm today.” 😏📩
   
6. Dogs used to chase mailmen—now they sit politely for the daily comedy routine. 🐕📫
   
7. When asked about love, the mailman replied, “I’ve delivered more breakups than Cupid ever has.” 💘📮
   
8. That one time the letter asked to be sent again because it missed the thrill of the ride. ✉️🎢
   
9. My mailbox has seen it all—bills, letters, and now daily jokes from the punniest mailman alive. 📬😂
   
10. Mailman rule #101: Never fold a joke unless it fits the envelope perfectly. ✉️🎭
    
11. The postman told me he laughs at every stamp—each one’s a tiny square of silent comedy. 📮😆
    
12. You know the postman’s old school when he types puns on a typewriter and delivers them door to door. ⌨️📬
    
13. When you open an envelope and find a joke inside, you know it’s delivered with a classic twist. 📩🤹
    
14. Some folks collect coins—my grandpa collected mailman puns from every decade. 🪙😂
    
15. Ever read a stamp? It once said, “Stick with me, I know where I’m going!” 🧲📦
    
16. The mailman said he doesn’t age—he’s just forever in postage years. 📮⏳
    
17. The letter had such a strong punchline, it got certified for comedy. ✉️🏅
    
18. One classic mailman joke a day keeps the grumpies from being forwarded. 🚫😤
    
19. If a pun falls in a mailbox and no one hears it, does it still cause laughter? 📫😄
    
20. My cousin wrote to the mailman just to say, “You’re the real delivery legend, pun intended!” 📬🏆

😅 Funny Mailman One-Liners You Can’t Return 🔁📫

These one-liner mailman jokes are so funny, they bounce right back to your brain! 😂 Short, punchy, and sealed with laughs—you’ll want to keep these in your comedy inbox! 💌💥

1. I asked the mailman how he stays calm—he said, “Every problem has a postage date, and I let it pass.” 📦🧘
   
2. They call him the Punman, not Postman—’cause he delivers puns faster than envelopes. 📬⚡
   
3. My dog now waits by the door just for a daily laugh from the walking punchline in uniform. 🐕📮
   
4. That awkward moment when the mailman said, “Sign here… for this high-level joke you weren’t ready for.” 🖊️😂
   
5. Don’t argue with a postal worker—they know how to send a comeback by express reply. 🔄📦
   
6. I complimented the mailman’s hat—he said, “It’s not just fashion, it holds all my jokes.” 🎩📫
   
7. My local postman retired to write a book—“Stamped With Sarcasm: The Jokes That Walked Miles.” 📚🤣
   
8. This mailman once said, “I deliver more joy than payday.” We believed him. 📬💰
   
9. The delivery guy winked and said, “This package contains 80% socks and 20% awkward humor.” 📦🧦😆
   
10. He delivered the mail, a wink, and said, “Hope you’re ready for airmail-level humor.” ✈️📮
    
11. That one-liner hit so hard, even the envelope flinched. 📩😳
    
12. Mailmen don’t knock twice—they just pun once and walk away like legends. 🚶📬
    
13. You know it’s a good mailman joke when your mailbox giggles before you do. 📮😄
    
14. The guy said, “Signed, sealed, and punned by yours truly.” Honestly? Respect. 🙌📦
    
15. My postman said he doesn’t like drama—he only delivers calmedy. 😌🎭
    
16. Every Friday, my mailman leaves a pun with the newspaper. It’s the best subscription ever. 🗞️😂
    
17. The joke was so good, it needed its own zip code. 📫📍
    
18. I asked the mailman for a joke. He said, “That’ll be $2.99 plus a stamp of approval.” 🤑💌
    
19. Dogs chase him because he smells like jokes and bacon. 🐶🥓
    
20. I returned a package and the mailman said, “No returns on these fire one-liners, pal.” 🔥📦

🐕‍🦺 Dog-Chasing Mailman Jokes That Bite Back 🐾📮

These dog-versus-mailman jokes are tail-waggingly funny and totally fetch-worthy! 🐶📦 Whether you’re Team Pup or Team Post, these puns will have you rolling on the rug! 🛋️😂

1. The dog barked, the mailman barked back—and now they’re in a bark-off championship. 🐕📣
   
2. Our postman carries bacon-flavored stamps now… Guess who’s suddenly best friends with every neighborhood dog? 🥓📬
   
3. “Deliver or retrieve?” asked the dog. The mailman replied, “I do both, bud.” 🐾📦
   
4. The dog chased the mailman daily until one day… they became jogging buddies with shared trauma. 👟😅
   
5. Our mailman wears squeaky shoes to warn all dogs he’s approaching like a polite intruder. 🚶🦴
   
6. The dog finally caught the mailman—they exchanged jokes instead of growls. 🐕😂
   
7. “I don’t bite,” said the mailman. “But I do deliver bite-sized comedy.” 📦😄
   
8. The postman now carries chew toys—just in case negotiations with the dog break down. 🧸📫
   
9. This dog writes Yelp reviews on mailmen: “Fast. Funny. Gave me a biscuit. 5 stars.” 🐶⭐
   
10. “You bark, I pun,” said the postman to the growling golden retriever. 🐕📬
    
11. Mailmen call it “the daily fetch hazard.” Dogs call it “stand-up comedy hour with snacks.” 😂🍖
    
12. Our postman wears cologne called “Wet Dog Whisper.” It’s 80% comedy, 20% flea repellent. 🧴🐾
    
13. Every time the dog hears the mail truck, he sets up a front-yard comedy stage. 🎤📬
    
14. “You drop mail, I drop jaws,” said the dog after hearing the mailman’s pun. 🐕📦
    
15. Dogs don’t hate mailmen. They’re just bad at handling punchlines. 😆📫
    
16. The dog now wears glasses—says he wants to read the jokes clearly before barking. 🤓📮
    
17. When the mailman retired, the neighborhood dogs threw him a howl-arious goodbye party. 🎉🐶
    
18. That one golden retriever? He mails jokes back with paw prints and approval. 🐾📦
    
19. “If you’re gonna chase me,” said the mailman, “at least laugh at the punchline first!” 😅📬
    
20. The bulldog finally barked, “You win, Postman. That pun was paws-itively hilarious.” 🐶👏

😄 Postal Worker Jokes That Always Stamp a Smile 💌😁

These jokes are stamped with approval and sprinkled with pure mailman magic! ✨📮 Perfect for anyone who loves letters, laughs, and a big ol’ smile on their porch! 😄🏡

1. The mailman stamps every envelope with a seal of side-splitting sarcasm. 📬🤣
   
2. He said, “If I had a joke for every step I took, I’d be a walking sitcom.” 🚶📫
   
3. Mailmen aren’t just workers—they’re laugh couriers in funny uniforms. 👕📦
   
4. Our postal worker told me the mail isn’t heavy—it’s just emotionally dense. 💌😆
   
5. The funniest part of the job? “Watching people race to the mailbox like it’s the Olympics of laughter.” 🏃📬
   
6. That mailman joke was so good, even the calendar blushed. 🗓️📦
   
7. The stamp on this joke says, “Guaranteed to stick in your memory.” 📮🧠
   
8. Postal workers: because your inbox can’t tell a joke with a smile. 😊📬
   
9. The mail lady said, “I’ve walked through wind, rain, and terrible puns—and I still smile.” 🌧️📪
   
10. That awkward moment when the mailman said, “Your jokes bounce more than your last envelope.” 🥴📦
    
11. She sealed the joke with lipstick and a laugh—classic postal romance. 💋📬
    
12. Ever seen a pun so good it needed to be delivered by certified giggle-mail? 😂📩
    
13. The envelope fell and yelled, “I’ve been pushed past the punchline!” 😱📮
    
14. That postal van has its own playlist—80% puns, 20% doorbell sounds. 🎶📬
    
15. My neighbor’s a mailman—his walk is funny, but his jokes are even funnier. 😄👟
    
16. Postal humor? It’s just like snail mail—slow build, but totally worth the wait. 🐌😂
    
17. The postal crew started a joke journal titled: Laughs From the Letter Lane. 📒📫
    
18. When I thanked my mailman, he said, “I deliver letters, but it’s the smiles that matter.” 😊📦
    
19. The joke was stamped three times—just to make sure it landed properly. 📮🖊️
    
20. He doesn’t need GPS—he follows the scent of laughter and fresh stamps. 👃💌

⏱️ Short Mailman Jokes with Long Laughs 😂📦

These jokes may be short in words, but they deliver big-time laughs! 📫💥 Tiny punchlines, giant giggles—your funny bone won’t know what hit it! 🤭💌

1. The mailman tossed me an envelope and said, “Warning: This one contains unstoppable laughter.” 😂📮
   
2. I asked why he whistles all day—he said, “It keeps my puns in tune with the wind.” 🎶📬
   
3. Our shortest postman tells the longest jokes—he’s a walking contradiction with great timing. 😅📦
   
4. I told the mailman he had a typo in his joke. He said, “Exactly, keeps it human.” 🙃📩
   
5. The stamp slipped off and said, “I couldn’t stick around for that joke—it was too corny.” 🌽📮
   
6. That letter had no return address—just a riddle inside and a wink from the postman. 🕵️📬
   
7. “I only carry light mail,” said the postman, “and extra-heavy puns.” 💪📦
   
8. The mailbox tried to hide, but the punchline still found it. 😂📫
   
9. The postman dropped the mail and shouted, “Special delivery: dad joke level 100!” 🧓📦
   
10. I waved at the mailman and he yelled, “I’ll return that wave with a pun!” 🌊📬
    
11. His laugh is so contagious, even the mailbox giggles when he walks by. 😄📮
    
12. That letter was empty, but the laughter it caused filled the whole room. 📩🎉
    
13. The envelope trembled—it was carrying a joke too powerful for first class. 💌😳
    
14. I tried to prank the postman, but he mailed back an even funnier twist. 😏📦
    
15. “My job’s sealed with joy,” said the guy in blue, “and sprinkled with comedy stamps.” 📮✨
    
16. She handed me a package labeled “Giggle Bomb—Open Carefully!” 🎁😂
    
17. Our mailman doesn’t knock, he just drops puns and vanishes like a dad ninja. 🥷📫
    
18. When the dog barked, he barked back, “Only if you can out-joke me, buddy!” 🐶📮
    
19. That punchline was so short, it fit on a return receipt. 🧾😆
    
20. A short joke walked into a mailbox and came out a long laugh. 📬🤣

👶 Clean Mailman Jokes for All Ages 🧼📮

These are the kind of jokes you can safely share with grandma, your teacher, or even a curious toddler! 👵👧👨‍🏫

Family-friendly, giggle-tested, and guaranteed to deliver smiles without any post-pun regrets! 😄📦

1. What did the envelope say to the stamp? “Stick with me—we’ve got places to go!” ✉️💞
   
2. My kid asked the mailman if he delivers candy—he said, “Only if the chocolate has a barcode!” 🍫📫
   
3. Why was the postman good at hide-and-seek? Because he always finds the address! 😄📍
   
4. “We don’t just deliver mail,” said the postwoman, “We deliver kindness with every step.” 👟📬
   
5. The puppy barked, “Who goes there?” and the mailman replied, “Just your friendly pun-dropper!” 🐶😂
   
6. A joke came in the mail. It had glitter and a smiley sticker that said “Clean Comedy Only!” ✨📩
   
7. My niece said, “Our mailman is the funniest grown-up ever!” 🧒📦
   
8. That stamp looked proud—it was stuck on a letter full of knock-knock jokes and rainbow doodles. 🌈📮
   
9. Our family waves to the mailman just to hear his joke-of-the-day. 👋😄
   
10. Why don’t postmen ever frown? Because they’re always on the delivery route to joy! 📬😊
    
11. My grandpa said, “Back in my day, mailmen were funny.” I said, “Ours still is!” 👴📦
    
12. The joke was so clean, even the soap clapped. 🧼👏
    
13. That envelope carried a sticker that said, “Certified Giggle-Safe for All Ages!” 📩🎉
    
14. “I’ve delivered 10,000 smiles and counting,” said the proud postal worker. 😊📮
    
15. Our cat ignores everyone—except the mailman’s jokes. 🐱😂
    
16. At school, we learned about community helpers. I said, “Our mailman helps us laugh!” 🏫📦
    
17. Why did the kid leave cookies in the mailbox? To thank the postman for daily jokes! 🍪📬
    
18. This one’s for all ages—it’s rated G for Giggly! 😄📮
    
19. I asked the mailman for a scary joke. He said, “Only friendly ghosts in this envelope, buddy!” 👻📩
    
20. The postman left a note that read: “Smiles delivered. Laughter loading. See you tomorrow!” 📫❤️

🎁 Mailman Jokes for Greeting Cards or Gags 💌🎉

Got a birthday, thank-you card, or just a reason to make someone smile? These puns are stamp-ready and gift-approved! 🥳📮 Perfect for cards, tags, or sticky notes that say, “You’ve got mail—and laughs!” 😂✉️

1. “You’ve got mail!” said the card. “And it’s pun-packed, buddy!” 📬💥
   
2. This birthday card contains one bad drawing, two smiley faces, and a certified pun. 🎂📩
   
3. I wrote “special delivery” on the envelope and filled it with extra glitter and a joke about stamp collections. ✨📬
   
4. The thank-you note said, “You’re better than express mail with free tracking!” 💌📦
   
5. What’s inside this card? A pun, a smile, and hopefully no return address! 😄📫
   
6. My friend gave me a card that read, “Sealed with love, delivered with comedy.” ❤️📮
   
7. “Just popping in,” said the card, “to remind you how amazing you are (and drop a joke, of course).” 🎈📩
   
8. This joke’s so good, I had to mail it twice. 📬📬
   
9. I gave grandma a card that said, “You’re the express delivery of love I needed today.” 👵📮
   
10. For Father’s Day: “You deliver the dad jokes—I’ll handle the envelope.” 👨📦
    
11. “Here’s a hug by post,” the card said, “plus a pun for your soul.” 🤗💌
    
12. I drew a postbox on the cover and inside wrote, “Laugh incoming!” 📮😂
    
13. Your birthday card’s running late because the joke inside needed more postage. 🥳📫
    
14. “Dear Friend: You’re so great, even our mailman delivers compliments about you!” 💌😄
    
15. The card said, “Don’t worry about the gift—this pun is priceless.” 🤑📮
    
16. The anniversary card had hearts, glitter, and a joke so sweet it came with sprinkles. 💘✨
    
17. I stuck a fake stamp on the card that read, “Certified Gag Material.” 😆📦
    
18. “Warning: This card contains uncontrollable giggling,” said the label on the envelope. ⚠️😂
    
19. The thank-you note was sealed with extra appreciation and a bonus pun. 🙏📬
    
20. Wrote on a sticky note: “If this pun made you smile, it did its job. If not—return to pun-der.” 📝📦

🚪 Knock-Knock Mailman Jokes That Deliver 🔔📦

Open up, because these knock-knock mailman jokes are right outside your door with guaranteed laughs! 🚪📬 Whether you’re 8 or 88, these puns always ring twice and laugh once! 😂📩

1. Knock knock. Who’s there? Letter. Letter who? Letter me in, I’ve got a joke and it’s first-class funny! 📬💥
   
2. Knock knock. Who’s there? Stamp. Stamp who? Stamp back, I forgot to mail this giggle! ✉️😂
   
3. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mail. Mail who? Mail you later with another joke, I’m on break now! 📫⏰
   
4. Knock knock. Who’s there? Envelope. Envelope who? Envelope your heart with laughter today! 💌❤️
   
5. Knock knock. Who’s there? Postie. Postie who? Postie who’s got more jokes than mail today! 📮🤣
   
6. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dog. Dog who? Dog-gone it, your mailman’s here again with puns! 🐶📦
   
7. Knock knock. Who’s there? Return. Return who? Return my laugh, that joke was too good! 🔁😆
   
8. Knock knock. Who’s there? Box. Box who? Box you open, box you laugh—it’s that simple! 📦😄
   
9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Delivery. Delivery who? Delivery person with 10 pounds of punchlines! 🎁📮
   
10. Knock knock. Who’s there? US. US who? US Postal…here with your regular dose of dad jokes! 🇺🇸📬
    
11. Knock knock. Who’s there? Signed. Signed who? Signed, sealed, and pun-livered just for you! ✍️📦
    
12. Knock knock. Who’s there? Lost. Lost who? Lost in the mail…and in the moment of laughter! 😅📬
    
13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Flat. Flat who? Flat rate shipping and flatter-rate humor! 💸📮
    
14. Knock knock. Who’s there? Zip. Zip who? Zip code? Nah, zip-comedy’s what I brought! 📍😄
    
15. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sorting. Sorting who? Sorting you out with the right laugh today! 📦😉
    
16. Knock knock. Who’s there? Mailbox. Mailbox who? Mailbox your laugh and I’ll bring the smile! 📫😁
    
17. Knock knock. Who’s there? Label. Label who? Label me the funniest postie in the neighborhood! 🏷️😂
    
18. Knock knock. Who’s there? Courier. Courier who? Courier mailman here with your daily pun drop! 🚚📬
    
19. Knock knock. Who’s there? Bag. Bag who? Bag full of bad jokes—but they’re all yours! 🎒🤣
    
20. Knock knock. Who’s there? Open. Open who? Open this joke and prepare to giggle non-stop! 📦😂

🌞 Witty Mail Delivery Jokes to Brighten Your Day 😎📫

These witty mailman zingers are like sunshine in your mailbox—pure mood-lifters wrapped in a funny bow! ☀️🎀 Get ready for cheerful chuckles and some totally pun-expected joy in every line! 😆📮

1. Why did the envelope feel so confident? Because it was sealed with self-esteem. 💌💪
   
2. Our mailman said he’s working on a degree in Laugh Delivery Logistics. 🎓📦
   
3. I asked for my package—he handed me a punchline instead. 📬😂
   
4. The mailbox was glowing this morning—I think the joke inside was radioactive with joy. 💡📮
   
5. “You’ve got mail!” he shouted, “and a bonus pun—no charge!” 💌😄
   
6. The mail truck runs on jokes and decaf—just enough to keep spirits high. 🚚☕
   
7. I mailed a complaint and got back a pun—suddenly, I wasn’t mad anymore. 😆📬
   
8. “You don’t need sunshine,” he said, “if your mailman drops jokes this good.” ☀️📦
   
9. That punchline came with confetti and a tracking number. 🎉📩
   
10. My aunt’s birthday card was late—but the pun inside arrived right on time. 🎂📫
    
11. I waved from the window and got a joke shouted back—best trade ever. 👋😂
    
12. That envelope was warm—probably from holding so many hot puns. 🔥✉️
    
13. They should change “snail mail” to “smile mail”—cause this stuff makes you grin. 🐌😊
    
14. “I came to deliver joy,” said the postman, “and I’m overqualified!” 📮😎
    
15. The stamp smiled at me—yes, really. It was a sticker with a dad joke. 🖼️📦
    
16. I missed my mail but found a sticky note saying, “Laughter forwarded.” 📬➡️😆
    
17. Postal humor is real—it comes with postmarks and punchlines. ✍️📦
    
18. My dog now smiles at the mailman—he’s won everyone over, joke by joke. 🐶📮
    
19. That pun was so bright, my mailbox wore sunglasses. 😎📫
    
20. He said, “Sign here… if you accept this pun challenge.” I signed twice. 🖊️😂

😂 Hilarious Postman Jokes You’ll Want to Share 📬📢

These postman puns are too good to keep! Share them with your bestie, your barista, or even your boss! ☕😆 They’re meme-worthy, giggle-ready, and basically the comedy version of “pass it on.” 📨🤣

1. Our postman’s so funny, even the packages giggle when he picks them up. 📦😂
   
2. That envelope had jokes written in invisible ink—you had to laugh by instinct. 🕵️📫
   
3. Why did the stamp break up with the envelope? It wanted space… and better jokes. 💔📮
   
4. My friend posted a meme, but the mailman posted a better pun. 📬😄
   
5. The postman dropped my mail and said, “Oops—too heavy from carrying all this comedy!” 😂📦
   
6. The mailbox said, “Too many jokes inside, please empty me!” 📮🤣
   
7. I asked for fan mail and got a pun from the postman instead. 💨📬
   
8. The mailman entered a talent show with nothing but letter-based punchlines. 🏆📩
   
9. My neighbor’s mail included a joke so good, even the postman had to stop and laugh. 😄📫
   
10. Airmail or not, these puns always land with impact. ✈️💥
    
11. The postman said, “My route is 3 miles and 80 jokes long.” 📬🛣️
    
12. That one-liner was so good, I wrote it down and stuck it on my fridge. 😂📌
    
13. I started a pun club with our mailman—he’s president, founder, and daily contributor. 📮👑
    
14. My boss loved the postman’s joke so much, he gave him the raise. 💼📫
    
15. That letter contained 3 riddles, 1 pun, and a sticky note that said “Share me!” 📩📢
    
16. The mailman winked and said, “You didn’t order a joke, but I included one anyway.” 😏📬
    
17. He delivered a punchline, a package, and emotional support all in one trip. 🧸📦
    
18. I made a meme from that joke—it’s now trending on MailTok. 📱📮
    
19. She said, “Your mailman’s funnier than your friends.” I didn’t argue. 😆📦
    
20. The delivery was late, but the pun? Right on time. ⏰📫

📮 Conclusion 💌😂

Whether you’re mailing a smile, stamping out stress, or just parceling out some joy, these mailman jokes prove that laughter truly delivers. From porch-pounding punchlines to dog-dodging giggles, we’ve walked the whole route of comedy—no postage due! So next time you hear the mailbox clang or spot that familiar blue uniform, remember: behind every envelope might just be a laugh waiting to be delivered.

Share the puns, forward the fun, and keep your humor address updated—because this kind of joy is too good to return to sender! 📨✨

Want to discover more Puns? Check out our collection of Puns at LaughingPuns.com!